being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments.
omg her peace sign lowering in shame
[ PASSIONATELY SINGS A SONG IN A LANGUAGE I DON’T UNDERSTAND]
I love how they’re all Disney.
SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DE JÄGER
Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Are you 18?
It's okay, they're a metaphor.
you're under arrest
for possession of tobacco
and don't go telling me that "it's a metaphor" shit
but that's not against the law
BUT IT'S NOT AGAINST THE LAW
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
i wish i was a boy instead of a girl they dont have periods and they dont get as many unwelcome sexual comments as girls do
boys have to deal with girls on their periods
shove a cactus in your anus buddy
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal