WRECKED

Everyone sees her
But nobody knows her
&She screams in her pillow for a better tomorrow
She hates it but she takes it; watch out for that girl
One day she may change the world

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

thug-4-life:

howstufftwerks:

crrocs:

being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments. 

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omg her peace sign lowering in shame

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

merthur-pendragonlord:

nowthatswhaticallblogging:

astrangebohemian:

haildisney:

kristoffbjorgman:

catie-does-things:

[ PASSIONATELY SINGS A SONG IN A LANGUAGE I DON’T UNDERSTAND] 

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I love how they’re all Disney.

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DE JÄGER

(Source: kagamemee, via itsmeganmotherfucker)

Kid:

Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.

Cashier:

Are you 18?

Kid:

It's okay, they're a metaphor.

cop:

you're under arrest

teenage boy:

but why

cop:

for possession of tobacco

cop:

and don't go telling me that "it's a metaphor" shit

teenage boy:

but that's not against the law

cop:

*handcuffs*

teenage boy:

BUT IT'S NOT AGAINST THE LAW

prestoflauto:

this is literally what I do though

prestoflauto:

this is literally what I do though

(Source: king-of-derptown, via itsmeganmotherfucker)

thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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(via laughingisbetter)

semi-attractive:

when ur friends have inside jokes u dont understandimage

(via thehilariousblog)

neednt:

viderudeath:

kaworushin:

i wish i was a boy instead of a girl they dont have periods and they dont get as many unwelcome sexual comments as girls do 

boys have to deal with girls on their periods

shove a cactus in your anus buddy

(Source: darmani, via doodlebobpants)

ernoji:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

(Source: asianfetus, via doodlebobpants)

frostingpeetaswounds:

how could anyone hit this precious boy

frostingpeetaswounds:

how could anyone hit this precious boy

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

(Source: hhlil, via doodlebobpants)

prasejeebus:

I’m deleting

prasejeebus:

I’m deleting

(Source: precumming, via zackisontumblr)

vvebkin:

When the whole class knows they’re going to fail the test 

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(via laughbitches)